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britneysbaldhead:

"tell the class a little about yourself"

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dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

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stability:

churrodestroyer:

stability:

when your next victim finally comes into the stall

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This is fucked up. I’m crying.

aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it

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banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

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bastille:

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

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bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

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sloth-grunge:

when your mom says she’ll just be a minute

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